Nancy Pelosi back in the speaker’s chair. You must be kidding! I need your help to stop Pelosi today.

nrccPresident Obama and his Left-wing allies will stop at nothing to win back the House and put Nancy Pelosi back in the speaker’s chair. We cannot let the Democrats do this.

If Democrats take back the House, we will continue to see bigger more intrusive government. We must continue to hold the President and government agencies, like the IRS, accountable for their gross abuse of power. I need your help to stop Pelosi today.

Our June 30th fundraising deadline is critical – every dollar counts, and will help us keep the majority and Pelosi out of the speaker’s chair.

With only four days until the end of the fundraising quarter, every dollar counts. We are so committed to stopping Nancy Pelosi that we will match every contribution that we receive before June 30th.

Contribute $100, $50, $25 or what you can to help us keep the majority and Pelosi out of the speaker’s chair.

Thanks,
Paul Ryan


This Administration’s True Character

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President Obama touts the openness and transparency of his administration constantly, but we know better. Let’s review just this last week in the “most transparent administration in history.”

First, the Internal Revenue Service finally admitted to what many conservative organizations have asserted for over a year: they targeted and harassed nonprofits based solely on their political leaning. Days later, President Obama and his Administration still haven’t answered basic questions about this gross abuse of power. We also now know that the same person who was targeting conservatives will be in charge of implementing Obamacare.

Second, the Justice Department used a secret subpoena to obtain phone records of Associated Press members without notifying the organization. Furthermore, the Administration will not say specifically what they were looking for. The broad scope of this seizure without explanation is outrageous.

Finally, it has been 8 months since the terrorist attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi and chilling details are still emerging. President Obama still will not admit that mistakes were made by the White House in the reporting of the incident. We have seen the emails, we have heard from the congressional committee, and it is time for President Obama to take some responsibility.

These scandals show the real character of this Administration, and we need your help.

Contribute $25, $50, $100, or whatever you can to help us hold them accountable today!

 

Demand Accountability

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It has been a terrible week for President Obama. As we learn more about the Benghazi falsehoods, illegal IRS investigations, and spying on the media, it is clear the Obama Administration has gone rogue. We cannot stand idly by while this Administration ignores the rule of law. Republicans in Congress are working hard to find answers, but we need your help.

Sign the petition and demand accountability from President Obama and his Administration.

Thanks,
Sharon Day
RNC Co-Chair

Joe Biden Calls Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle Ghetto Chic

Michelle-ObamaBy Mark Donahue

WASHINGTON, DC – At last night’s White House state dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, Vice President Biden managed to ignite a bit of a firestorm when he addressed the honoree and distinguished guests. After thanking Mayor Barry for his public service and congratulating him on his many accomplishments, the Vice President strayed off-script and embarked on a bewildering oration that left some of the dinner guests uneasy and all of the guests confused. Mr. Biden’s discourse began to meander wildly when his subject matter shifted from Marion Barry to Mrs. Obama’s new haircut.

“I’ve always been a big fan of the Beatles,” Biden said, “so I would be remiss if I didn’t take a moment and compliment the first lady on her lovely new hairstyle. You look beautiful, my dear. That’s a good lookin’ head of hair.”

Mrs. Obama shyly waved as the dinner guests applauded.

“It’s a very hip look,” he continued. “I think in the hood they call that ghetto chic. Am I right?” The Vice President winked at the first lady.

Mrs. Obama forced a smile as a few uncomfortable laughs pierced the silence.

Joe-Biden“And Mr. President, I know you’re excited about that new hairdo. It allows you to cheat on your wife without having to worry about being impeached.” Biden looked at Obama and shrugged. “What? Am I wrong?” A handful of dinner guests chuckled warily before he continued. “I remember a special Halloween a couple of years ago when Jill wore a black wig as part of her costume. Well, let me put it this way, not only did I get to cheat on my wife, but the next day she even washed the stains out of the dress.” Mr. Biden winked at Secretary of State Clinton.

“But in all seriousness folks, there’s nothing like a gal who has the wherewithal to keep herself fresh and new for her husband.” The Vice President smiled at a pretty young woman, “Now, I’m not overlooking you single gals. I haven’t forgotten when I was a randy young lad, prowling the alleyways after the bars had closed in search of that special lady. But as the years have passed I’ve come to understand the importance of being faithful to a woman. Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain once said, I’d rather make love to one woman twenty thousand times than bang twenty thousand of ‘em once.” Biden leaned into the microphone and grinned, “Of course, that’s easy to say after you’ve already tapped the twenty thousand.” He winked at Marion Barry, “My brother Marion knows what I’m sayin’.”

Obama-reprimands-BidenAs dinner guests fidgeted uneasily in their chairs, Vice President Biden continued.

“But in the end, it’s not about the haircuts, the dirty talk or the stilettos. It’s about who a woman is deep down inside. It’s about her values and her personal hygiene. In the end, it’s about a bond of love that’s so strong it enables a man to persevere through those grueling times of despair when he’s jonesing for some stray.”

At that point President Obama began tapping his wine glass with a spoon and the dinner guests politely applauded. Several minutes later dinner guests say Obama pulled Vice President Biden aside and spoke with him privately for several minutes.