North Korean Humor… Oh my, we did it too!!

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.
This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.
He hadn’t even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.
So he is made the “Beloved Leader” Of North Korea.

Terrific!

Oh nuts! I’m sorry…

I just remembered that we did the same thing.

 

We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, never ran so much as an ice-cream stand, and made him Commander-in-Chief.

A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him “Beloved Leader” of the United States – Twice!

So if you think North Koreans are stupid…

I’m sorry I brought this up….never mind!

Bill Clinton Was In The Army?

Clinton’s Military Career
Oh! You didn’t know he had a military career? Bill & Hillary got about $12 million for their to-be written memoirs. Here’s some help for them since their memories are getting old.

Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Selective Service Number is 326 46 228.

Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07, 1969, under authority Of COL. E. Holmes.

Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2) (a) – registrant who has failed to report… remain liable for induction.

Bill Clinton’s birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.

Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.

Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from President Carter .

Bill Clinton becomes the FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President of the United States.

All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton .

After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible be hunted down and punished .

Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington , DC, who are now dead would be alive today .

THINK ABOUT IT!
It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath.

Sincerely,
Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)

North Korea blames U.S. for Internet outages

kim-sony-obamaNorth Korea called U.S. President Barack Obama a “monkey” and blamed Washington on Saturday for Internet outages it has experienced during a confrontation with the United States over the hacking of the film studio Sony Pictures. The National Defense Commission, the North’s ruling body chaired by state leader Kim Jong Un, said Obama was responsible for Sony’s belated decision to release the action comedy “The Interview”, which depicts a plot to assassinate Kim. “Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest,” an unnamed spokesman for the commission said in a statement carried by the official KCNA news agency, using a term seemingly designed to cause racial offense that North Korea has resorted to previously.

In Hawaii, where Obama is vacationing, a White House official said the administration had no immediate comment on the latest North Korean statement blaming the United States for the Internet outages and insulting the president. Sony canceled the release of the film when large cinema chains refused to screen it following threats of violence from hackers, but then put it out on limited release after Obama said Sony was caving in to North Korean pressure.

Obama promised retaliation against North Korea, but did not specify what form it would take. North Korea’s main Internet sites suffered intermittent disruptions this week, including a complete outage of nearly nine hours, before links were largely restored on Tuesday. But its Internet and 3G mobile networks were paralyzed again on Saturday evening, China’s official Xinhua news agency reported, and the North Korean government blamed the United States for systemic instability in the country’s networks.

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Even if you aren’t a Sports Fan this is Very Interesting

NFL vs NBA. You pick…..

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  • 36 have been accused of spousal abuse
  • 7 have been arrested for fraud
  • 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
  • 3 have done time for assault
  • 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 
  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  • 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits
  • 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year !


Can you guess which organization this is? 

Is it the NFL Or NBA?

Give up yet? Neither, it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress

congress

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each
year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Think before you vote, ask questions before you vote. Get educated before you vote.

Obamaville Song for 2013

A funny song sung to the tune of Margaritaville and inspired by Rush Limbaugh. This parody has original lyrics by Rick White and sung by Jack Anderson. Both of Charleston, West Virginia. When the most under qualified person to be nominated for the office in modern history wins election and the most manifestly inept person to hold the office gets reelected then yes, the world (or at least the country) seems to have gone insane.

This song is more than true…for millions of sucker Americans…who will soon loose any & all assistance from the government. While they wait for you to beg for their fema camp imprisonments. Along with an ID chip with all your info and a single dose of cyanide poison they can activate to kill you at their will! … Things are not good in America… most are asleep to what is going on around us. Stand up for your country, we need to put the breaks on this out of control strange evil government!

“Fiscal Cliff” put in a much better perspective

“Fiscal Cliff” put in a much better perspective

Lesson #1

1. U.S. Tax revenue:          $2,170,000,000,000
2. Fed Budget:                $3,820,000,000,000
3. New debt:                  $1,650,000,000,000
4. National debt:            $14,271,000,000,000
5. Recent budget cuts:           $38,500,000,000

Let’s now remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget.

1. Annual family income:               $21,700.00
2. Money the family spent:             $38,500.00
3. New debt on credit card:            $16,500.00
4. Outstanding credit balance         $147,710.00
5. Total budget cut so far:                $38.50

Got it???……Ok now,

Lesson #2

Here’s another way to look at the Debit Ceiling:

Let’s say, as an example, you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood….and your home has sewage all the way to your ceiling. What do you think you should do?  Raise the ceiling, or remove the shit??